TMNT vs Spidey 3.... WHAT THE!?

I'm so sorry folks , i know i have more important things to write like the EF that just happened on Friday .. BUT somehow i needed something impactful enough to make me blog .. and Spidey 3 was just the right engine room ... *Warning to Spidey fans out there , don't read this or you will get offended*.

I can't help but complain to CPY after the movie in the car on the way home just minutes ago... We took three freaking trips to Jusco Kepong , hoping to catch the hyped up movie of this summer ... Spiderman 3 .. and guess what , it was just as i expected. Disappointed.

To make things worse , i just finished watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) last night... on my computer , and it was AWESOME! Sadly both movies were closely related in terms of plot concept but it seems like I'd rather make a choice (sounds familiar?) to watch the 4 green turtles than a self-confused spider. Though nothing compared to 300 but come on .. it was well worth a watch .

I know my critics here will be very exageratting , but i need to rant it out! The movie wasn't that bad .. UNTIL the scriptwriters and director decided to squeeze every single excitement and gradual build-up of the movie in the last 30 minutes of the show with some lousy scripts that we as form 4 students then could write and irrelevant scenes to it. I was beginning to fall in love with the character of Harry Osborn in that movie during the "irrelevant" scene of his memory loss ... due to his charm and witty smile ... UNTIL

The dumbo butler of his revealed the truth of his father's death just before Spidey was about to die being crashed by some HUGE fists made of sand!

That scene made me go

"Where did that come from?! Why wait until now to reveal the truth?"

As if that wasn't enough , the all black suit of Spidey made him go ku-ku ... until he started kicking a** in a Jazz bar playing jazz on the piano like Jamie Cullum and dancing like some stripped dancer in a black suit! OOOH please ... that was ridiculous mr director! The joke of the century , i must comment .. is when mr Edward Brock Jr ... walked into a cathedral and prayed to Jesus , hanging on the cross ... saying these words

"I come before You with great humiliation asking You only one thing ; to kill Peter Parker".

And guess what.. Peter Parker is right above him in the same building... Alright i think i shall not elaborate further because if i do , i'll be walking out of the streets tomorrow being thrown with tomatoes and spidey suits at my face... BUT please ... do catch TMNT ... it might just be 4 green turtles fighting in ninja martial arts , but at least they do not make humans or mortals seem helpless like as if we all needed super heroes like these to save the world and fight crimes , and at least mr director did not write stupid scripts and make the 4 turtles DANCE in a jazz bar and MOST OF ALL

they do not make the turtles NOR the bad guys praying to JESUS asking HIM to kill each other!!

ARRRGHHHHH!!!! WHAT"S IN THEIR HEADS??